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It happens every year. The greeting card section at Target turns red overnight, like a billboard for happy couples that accosts you every time you walk inside. Safeway is inundated with stacks and stacks of pink, heart-shaped candy—can’t a girl just get a bag of M&Ms without pink stuff all over it? Bad movies that are supposed to make you happy invariably grace the movie theaters— because what single person doesn’t want to watch Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher fall in love?
If the sight of kissing couples makes you nauseous and all the dinner-for-two advertisements make you want to spray pesticide on every rose bouquet in town, don’t worry—you aren’t alone. Lunchbox Laboratory Seattle is on the same page. They’re hosting February 14th for the haters, a celebration of sucky singledom for all you Valentine’s Day crinches.
Starting at 7 p.m. on Valentine’s Day, join Lunchbox Laboratory for a movie night featuring a movie showing, free popcorn and food and drink specials all night. Dirty Love, a comedy starring Jenny McCarthy about a girl who tries to recover after being dumped, is sure to lift your cynical spirits. Come commiserate with other singles and forget about the fact that the rest of the world is sitting in candle lit restaurants, leaning close over their wine glasses and whispering sweet nothings to their loved ones. Hey, it’s okay—by this time next year, they’ll probably be joining you at the Haters’ Day festivities.
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